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To Spanx® or not to Spanx®?
How many of you have taken the Spanx plunge? I hadn’t until recently when after standing in church I felt my upper thighs rubbing together. I was so horrified, instead of thinking about Jesus, I was thinking about my fat … Continue reading
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Food, Flowers and Friends and Writer’s Block
Now that I have a blog I can’t think of a damn thing to write about. It’s weird because in my pre-blog life I was a regular letter-to-the-editor writer, often ranting about things that drove me crazy and once a … Continue reading
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“The universe is made up of stories, not of atoms.” – Muriel Rukeyser
One day I was walking around healthy and happy; the next day I was clinging to my bed with a 104° temperature, crawling back and forth from bedroom to bathroom. I mistakenly thought I could control the high temperatures with … Continue reading
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“I write because I don’t know what I think until I read what I say.” – Flannery O’Conner
Ah, here I am in the blogosphere after several rushed and halfhearted attempts over the last year to create a blog and then flaming out after hitting a technical wall. I’m still technically a blog virgin, despite the foreplay, because … Continue reading
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